42 clues you are about to watch a bad movie…
Because not every film release can be Citizen Kane…
It has an American actor doing a Cockney accent.
It’s a sequel to a film you have never heard of.
The glowing quote on the poster is from an obscure radio station in Nebraska.
The glowing quote on the poster is from @FilmFan27.
One of the characters is fully CGI.
Chris Evans is sporting a moustache.
Ewan McGregor is sporting a moustache.
Henry Cavill has had a moustache digitally removed.
It’s in 3D.
The plot starts with ‘In the year 3000…’.
Jim Carrey has gone all serious and is playing a detective.
The poster says ‘From the producers of…’.
The poster says ‘From the studio that brought you…’.
Two words: Jason. Statham.
The main character could be described as ‘free spirited’.
It has puppetry in it which isn’t from Jim Henson.
You watched this trailer⇧
The love interest was in Friends.
The title has an exclamation mark (see Mama Mia!, Win A Date With Tad Hamilton!, Goal!, Wagons East!).
This is the plot: Thanksgiving is usually a happy time, but ad executive Jack (Adam Sandler) dreads the holiday because his twin sister, Jill (also Sandler) makes her annual visit.
The leading female character has a quirky pet (owl, ferret, snake).
It’s an Eddie Murphy film from the 2000s.
It’s an Eddie Murphy film from the ’90s.
The first thing that appears on screen is: ‘The BBFC have classified Jaws: The Revenge for cinema exhibition’.
The film company releasing it sent out promotional cakes to film magazines but they haven’t bother to post a picture of it.
It’s about baseball.
It’s being released in April.
There’s a ‘The’ in front of the word Avengers.
Its stars are promoting the film on Loose Women.
The tagline is ‘the impossible true story’.
It’s a biblical satire that’s not The Life Of Brian.
A Richard Kelly-directed movie that’s not Donnie Darko.
Anything starring Mike Myers released after 1997.
There’s a character called Bustopher Jones. Who’s played by James Corden…
You’re at the first press screening. And it opens today.
There isn’t a press screening.
Steven. Seagal.
It got a 19 minute standing ovation at Cannes.
It’s being released in January.
It’s a sequel with no returning original cast.
The producer gets higher billing than anyone else.
The main character has ‘come out of retirement one last time’.
